Things to be found in John Green books.
I always loved how in his books you could go from something really profound to something like “hump the moist cave wall” so I made a side-by-side of some of my favourites.
that’s because he wrote teenaged characters and he did it well. Sometimes we like to think we’re invincible and say fancy shit and sometimes it’s “hump the moist cave wall”
ladies and gentlemen I have attributed to the cake fandom. instead of your chairs, stairs, pools, beds, fandoms try something yummier!
Cakes are so beautiful man
THIS IS THE BEST SCENE IN THIS ENTIRE TELEVISION SERIES AND YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE
WHAT HAPPENED HERE I DON’T UNDERSTAND
HE SHOWED HIM THE CARPET THAT MATCHED THE DRAPES
(From: “Fruits Basket”)
I saw Fruits Basket when I was 8 and I had no idea why my parents where laughing so hard, then I watched it again a few years later and realized why they where laughing and nearly died.
I LOVE HIS FACE AT THE END
I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO
SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.
SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.
HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?
SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE
SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.
SUSAN I FEEL WE NEED TO HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT YOUR RECENT TARDINESS IS EVERYTHING GOING OK AT HOME HOW IS RICHARD.
SUSAN THE PRINTER IS DOING THE BEEPING THING AGAIN HOW DO I GET IT TO STOP?
SUSAN HELP THERE IS A HUMAN IN MY OFFICE
WHAT DO I DO
SUSAN I ASKED FOR DECAF COFFEE CAN’T YOU FOLLOW SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS